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softy bang

When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.
"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"

"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
by Jundo April 13, 2014
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bang around

Between muggings, thugs bang around the hood...
by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010
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Bang Bank

A mental list of girls a guy wants to bang.
Can be associated with pictures.
Dude, who's number one in your bang bank?
Christina dude, my ex-girlfriend.
Nice man, what a fine piece of ass she is.
by Doesn't Really Matter Too Much February 1, 2010
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Shortys on bang

is a hot as girl or braud that u wanna get busy with ..

a very attractive female
any women thats not fat

Shortysonbang.com is shortys on bang

everytime u see a shortys on bang ., jus announce to whoever your with , (within reason . lol)

your pointing out shortys on bang to your buddys at the club
Damn theres a tight ass shortys on bang

Shortys on bang at the mall

Shortys on bang at BP

Shortys at bang at the beach

Shortys on bang all over ,
by william holdin September 6, 2011
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family bang

When one bangs one's family.

"oh hey maria (sister) you have such a lovely ass, would you like to fuck?".

"yes tom, yes i would"
"oh hey maria (sister) you have such a lovely ass, would you like to family bang?".

"yes tom, yes i would"
by Iruhaku January 22, 2015
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bang range

The age range of people you've had sex with.
Dude, I banged Mrs. Andrews last night. My bang range is 16 - 54 now.
by Mr. Maloof May 28, 2014
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bangs cakes

a: "I just won thirty bizzillion dollars!"
b: "Dude, that bangs cakes!"
a: "I know!"
by Jack's Fat Ass July 22, 2009
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