hammer move

sexual manuver in which a man has a woman in the infamous pile driver position so her genitalia and anus are facing the ceiling. Before inserting his penis into the womans vagina, the man tucks both of his testicles into the ass-hole of the woman being hammer moved. The man proceeds to have intercourse with the woman, all the while his balls are nestled in her turd splitter. After the man is finished, for it to be considered a TRUE hammer move, he will remove his penis and slowly pull away from the woman, stretching his balls until they pop out of her ass. As soon as this is achieved, the man must utter the legendary words "boo-yah."

Mr. Shmuckatelli: "Hey, baby, I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level... tonight, you're getting the hammer move."

Mrs. Shmuckatelli: "lets get to going..."

by G. Ridley June 16, 2008

lay the hammer

practical employed use is when a male lays his enourmous hammer inside a female.

I bet John McCain picked Sarah Palin as running mate so he could lay the hammer to her.

by hordichuk October 17, 2008

hammer time

Hammer time means hanging out with your girl while lying to your boys about it, or getting owned by your girl and having to hang out with her instead of your boys.

Asad: ok guys ill be back I gotta go to the store.
Syed: Yea right, HAMMER TIME!!!!
Nadeem: Yea man I gotta go to the store too, ill be back in 15 minutes.
Fasih: HAHAHAHAHA

2 hours later...

Syed: Those bitches are getting owned right now

by Longshot B-Hatti March 11, 2008

jack hammer

The only known technique to rid yourself of Class-A clinger. When you know she won't ever let you leave her and will cry on your shoulder weeks after you've moved on, give her a quick fast pounding with your dick and then head for home. She will breakup with you in a seconds and you will have won back your freedom!

Friend: How did you ever escape from Caroline?
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.

by TheHammerIsMyPenis June 29, 2011

Hebrew Hammer

Jew who fucks gentile and then breaks up with her.

The Hebrew Hammer fucked the girl and then dumped her.

by Lil Jew 92 April 14, 2009

Thor's Hammer

When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.

Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?

by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015

Ban Hammer

The term 'using the ban hammer' is 'short' for banning someone, if you are an administrator or a moderator. It is more often used at forums.

VocaloidsRule: Hey, have you heard? NinjasRAwesome used the ban hammer on Kailuvshisporn!

KakashiHatake: Oh, what did he do?

VocaloidsRule: Post porn! Couldn't you guess from the name?

by MisaTange July 5, 2009