1) Uses of the yellow pages;
Finding dominatrixes
Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss
Destroying your enemies
Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies
and many, many more
2)
Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"
When a girl with a strap on is doing a guy in the ass, the guy who is taking it is receiving a blow job and has a midget on his shoulders fucking the guy in the mouth who is receiving it from the girl with a strap on.
"I got really drunk and stoned the other night with my friends and the next thing i knew we were doing the yellow brick road."
People say Japanese girls are like a yellow taxi. Because they are yellow and easy to ride.
This is the actual definition given to me by a Japanese girl who I met and took for coffee. She asked me "do you know what a yellow taxi is" and I played dumb and said "you mean one of those cabs in New York?"
Two hours later after she sucked my dick and swallowed, she told me because she had to get going because her boyfriend was waiting for her to get home from work(first time she mentioned him)!! I asked so what was that about being a yellow taxi, and she replied,
"I guess I am one"