Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!

That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!

by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015

H. Van Scott

A guy with one hell of an ass, great at making any girl's night light up like no other. You will not forget you met him.

H. Van Scott was really great at dancing last night, never will I forget him.

by FrancescaRose June 27, 2016

Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)

“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

Dizzy Van Winkle

rap name for Charlamagne Tha God

Dizzy Van Winkle made diss tracks against other celebs.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

Matthew Van Pelt

The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant

Man is that Matthew Van Pelt he makes me extremely hard

by Poopycock December 30, 2019

Vincent van Goo

The act of someone with a micropenis having sex with one of another person's aural orifices

I did the Vincent van Goo last night and still haven't gotten my hearing back.

The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.

by AudenSnow May 27, 2019

clayton van leeuwen

clayton is a talented person, although a show off, he can be quite annoying. clayton's life goal is to show off and be the best, the competition is generally weak, but can be challenging. being friends with a clayton can be highly beneficial, they are extremely intelligent and athletic they will help you with your work and defend you to no end

clayton van leeuwen is amazing

by the_merchant- September 8, 2019