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Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!
That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!
by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015
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Ava Van Dijk

Ava van Dijk is a very pretty girl but she doesn't know it. She looks down on herself and tries to avoid her problems so that she doesn't need to face them. She tends to pretend to have a smile on when really she is sad. She loves helping others and gives them advice that she should probably take, but you know the saying. 'Easier said than done'. ;)
Ava loves animals and adores puppies. Ava also tends to have a crush on a new guy very often, but only because she doesn't know if they like her back and if she will be rejected.
If you were to ever date an Ava van Dijk try to make sure that you love her.
Ava van Dijk is a very pretty girl but she doesn't know it. She looks down on herself and tries to avoid her problems so that she doesn't need to face them.
by Dragonboatbobafestival February 24, 2022
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Benjamin van Rhee

Benjamin van Rhee is a rare disease mostly found in South Africa. It happens when people eat to much cock.
Omg you have Benjamin van Rhee wtf ur disgusting
by Geile aap May 25, 2021
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Van Yell-Sing

Noun
Someone who believes that their singing ability is improved by yelling as loud as they can and is usually proud to be labeled as such.

Note: this trait is found mostly in metal-heads.
Yeah, when I just sing as loud as I can, it doesn't matter how out of key I am. I'm such a Van Yell-Sing.
by Abraham Van Yell-Sing October 8, 2011
mugGet the Van Yell-Singmug.

coco van dijk

"look how stylish she is"
"it must be coco van dijk"
by ruels wife January 18, 2021
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Mini-van Complex

A syndrome characterized by driving a mini-van recklessly, stemming from--and to compensate for--the shame of driving a mini-van (a direct relationship exists between the degree of “family orientation” to which the mini-van was engineered and the recklessness of the driver, and the mini-van can therefore be used as an indicator of potential road-hazard). Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: veering dangerously across highways, lack of turn signal use, speed limit disobedience, “baby on board” emblems, children’s sports logos, general disregard of the safety, or opinions, of others, and an all-around douchey disposition.

See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy
Josh: "I think Jeff might be developing a Mini-van Complex."
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."

Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"
by Still Commaster April 13, 2011
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Rip Van Stinkle

A fart that your ass has been conjuring for days, weeks, possibly months. This is no ordinary fart. May have the capability of rendering you and others around you unconscious. God have mercy on the soul of the poor SOB standing nearby.
Jesus Christ Dave! I think you killed my cat with that Rip Van Stinkle!
by Ronald McDonald's Ex October 20, 2020
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