turnickle

A pickled turnip, commonly found in middle eastern cuisine.

I would like more turnickles on my shawarma.

by Turnickle April 13, 2008

turn straight motherfucker

A way to screw with someone driving who doesn't know which way he needs to go.

"I can't find the street this party is on, where do I go?" Answer: "Turn straight motherfucker!"

by BullGMoney August 2, 2014

turn on the dark

To turn off the lights, draw the blinds, etc. To create darkness in the room, as opposed to turning on the lights.

We're going to watch a movie, TURN ON THE DARK!!

by benchtrix May 16, 2015

Turna

Turna definition someone who flips something or changes something change their path in life or goals

Definition 2:someone who changes their mind and betrays someone is a Turna

He was not good in school and had no future in life but he turna´d so now he is good

by TurnaBo$ October 4, 2017

Turn it off, then on again

Giving you advice, that you are incapable of doing yourself.

My computer doesn't work
Have you tried to "turn it off, then on again?"

by PopcornFoodie May 31, 2019

Turn your mouth into a daycare centre

When a girl is sucking dick and he cums in her mouth

Boy “I’m going to turn your mouth into a daycare centre”

by Mazinator69 September 10, 2020

Scottish Turner

The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent/dialect. After one too many pints of guest ale (usually titled Highland Fling or Glasgow Kiss etc) the Scottish turner starts by addressing everyone as Jimmy before sliding headlong into indecipherable (even to real Scots) gorbals. Will often end up staggering round the bar with a broken pint glass whilst attempting to headbutt sundry drinkers who've done nothing wrong. Is often ejected without difficulty and told to fuck off back to the Scotland from whence he never came.

English drinker: I say, did you see the Chelsea game last Tuesday?
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.

by Lord Foreskin December 29, 2008