When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.
by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011
Get the Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can. mug.A sight almost as rare as bigfoot or the fountain of youth, if you do see one and tell other people they will not believe you.
Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.
Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.
Jim: "Bro, did you see that BMW car using it's turn signal?"
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."
by Lolbito69 May 12, 2021
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Someone (mostly women over the age of 40) who is terrified of making left hand turns when driving. To avoid this fear, they will completely map out an entire alternate route consisting of only right turns, even if this means turning a 5 minute drive into a 45 minute labyrinth of hell.
husband:, I found a shortcut to get to our house faster, just turn left at ther next set of lights"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"
by hungarianprincess April 22, 2011
Get the left turn-aphobe mug.n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating.
other names:
mary jane, marijuana,weed,grass, herb, ganja, buddha, pottery, herbal refreshment.
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bobby(to his stoner friend)-"yo i was on turf yesterday and i was so fucking blitz up out of this world!"
(stonerfriend)-doood it sounds like you were totally blitz yooo
mom-"whats turf honey?"
bobby-"its just fake grass, duh you stupid fucking bitch ass"
she never knows!!=o
(stonerfriend)-doood it sounds like you were totally blitz yooo
mom-"whats turf honey?"
bobby-"its just fake grass, duh you stupid fucking bitch ass"
she never knows!!=o
by spreaddisshitnigguh March 21, 2009
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"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
by UpNDemGuts July 15, 2009
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by mich5blue July 1, 2011
Get the Turf Vag mug.(v) getting wild or excessively crazy. Typically used in the context of a party.
It is normally followed by a prepositional phrase (For the party, In that place, On that hoe) and it is often used in the past tense (turned up). "Turning up" is almost never said.
As far as I can tell, it is the 2011 equivalent of what Getting Crunk was in the early 2k's and late 90's.
It is normally followed by a prepositional phrase (For the party, In that place, On that hoe) and it is often used in the past tense (turned up). "Turning up" is almost never said.
As far as I can tell, it is the 2011 equivalent of what Getting Crunk was in the early 2k's and late 90's.
by WriterTag October 26, 2011
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