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n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating.

other names:
mary jane, marijuana,weed,grass, herb, ganja, buddha, pottery, herbal refreshment.
bobby(to his stoner friend)-"yo i was on turf yesterday and i was so fucking blitz up out of this world!"

(stonerfriend)-doood it sounds like you were totally blitz yooo

mom-"whats turf honey?"

bobby-"its just fake grass, duh you stupid fucking bitch ass"

she never knows!!=o
by spreaddisshitnigguh March 21, 2009

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