Food tube

An edible item comprised of a combination of ingredients that takes the form of a cylinder; usually with a single, contiguous outer wrapping.

Some example food tubes include: burritos, spring rolls, California rolls and wraps.

by Coltronix July 23, 2012

Police Tube

A lifetime hypocrite that created a YouTube channel to humiliate Jeremy Dewitte for doing a better job of LARPing than he could himself.

Jeremy might be out on bond today, Police Tube has already made 5 videos, each 3 minutes long.

by TurboSBF June 30, 2023

Wyoming tubing

For a person to shit in someone elses asshole, then for the shitter to brutally fuck the hole.

"Can we do a round of Wyoming tubing?"
"What the fuck?"

by slappybullworm January 30, 2025

clogging the tube

The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation

Man I got so horny last night, but I ended up clogging the tubes instead

by fukthehomeless June 2, 2014

shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018

wet tube sox

A lubed up butthole

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox

by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017

Empty Tube

When preforming a sexual act but can't cum because you have recently jerked off.

are you gonna cum soon? or do you have an empty tube?

by Pattybasc February 28, 2018