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Matthew Van Pelt

The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant
Man is that Matthew Van Pelt he makes me extremely hard
by Poopycock December 30, 2019
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H. Van Scott

A guy with one hell of an ass, great at making any girl's night light up like no other. You will not forget you met him.
H. Van Scott was really great at dancing last night, never will I forget him.
by FrancescaRose June 27, 2016
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Rip Van Stinkle

A fart that your ass has been conjuring for days, weeks, possibly months. This is no ordinary fart. May have the capability of rendering you and others around you unconscious. God have mercy on the soul of the poor SOB standing nearby.
Jesus Christ Dave! I think you killed my cat with that Rip Van Stinkle!
by Ronald McDonald's Ex October 20, 2020
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Jack Van Norton

A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.
He's such a jack van norton
by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018
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Van Yell-Sing

Noun
Someone who believes that their singing ability is improved by yelling as loud as they can and is usually proud to be labeled as such.

Note: this trait is found mostly in metal-heads.
Yeah, when I just sing as loud as I can, it doesn't matter how out of key I am. I'm such a Van Yell-Sing.
by Abraham Van Yell-Sing October 8, 2011
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Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!
That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!
by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015
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Vincent van Goo

The act of someone with a micropenis having sex with one of another person's aural orifices
I did the Vincent van Goo last night and still haven't gotten my hearing back.

The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.
by AudenSnow May 27, 2019
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