Light tube

slang for tunnel

Hold your breath until we reach the end of the light tube.

There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.

by cdds2011 November 25, 2011

Tubing

The act of moving down a river or stream in a raft-like device/vehicle.

It is very enjoyable, relaxing, and fun until you fall out of the raft, lose all belongings, including the raft, scrap, and bruise yourself along the rocks while being hit by other tubers, causing you drown.

"I went to Helen for vacation and went tubing, I almost died but it was very fun."

by Septic38rp July 13, 2020

shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018

Shark Tubing

The act of putting something on the internet simply to attract people to it. Like shark bait. Hence the term, sharktubing.

Click baiting and shark tubing are basically the same thing.

by MasterKlaw December 24, 2020

Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.

man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube

by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023

tube lure

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.

Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.

by catfishsucktmy---- May 29, 2018

wet tube sox

A lubed up butthole

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox

by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017