health teacher

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life

"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

by Scrotey McScootch February 9, 2012

Teacake

The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit

Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny

Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/

by Alexxxio March 21, 2010

teachers asscrack

Basically, it's somebody who always kisses the teachers fucking ass

"Julie's a TA this year, bc she's constantly kissing her teachers asses, wtf???"

"Yup, she's a teachers asscrack alright!!!"

by F550 Powerstroke February 8, 2014

teacher

an asshole that makes everything boring

Mr. van vliet is defiantly a teacher

by jhgfgdnbgjhcfmnh May 15, 2016

Teacher

The person who helps you with problems you wouldn't have without them.

Teacher: want some help with that work
Person 2: wouldn't have them if you weren't here

by YU askin guy February 20, 2017

Telaly

A typo made my the instagram user

armin_isnotonfire while dming the instagram user simple_spawnof_satan

They meant to say really

This spaghetti is telaly good
Oh telaly?
Yeah you should telaly try it :)

by simple_spawnof_satan August 29, 2017

Teachers

An adult with a degree to teach subjects and say...

"The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."

And

"Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!"

And

"Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."

Student: Man, I can't wait to go home.

Teacher: Detention.

Student: I hate teachers.

by It'sRainingCatsAndDogs March 7, 2018