Teetees

n. teeh-teeh-z.

A cuter way of saying titties!... and a less gross way.

Yay! Boobs for everyone!

Guy 1: "YO! BITCH! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? GODDAMMIT, PICK UP YOUR DOG'S FRIGGEN POO!"

Guy 2: "Uh, excuse me. Calm yo teetees!

Guy 1: "Alright."

by poopy bunghole March 25, 2009

brush your teeth

To give a blow job and let someone come in your mouth.

I helped you brush your teeth!

by Anon234 October 7, 2006

Teeter Totter

When a guy has 2 women and wants to do both he puts a strap on backwards and goes to work

Andrew had to girls so he decided to do a teeter totter rather then hitting them both seperately.

by zbmen April 13, 2010

teeth like burnt out TWOKS

someone who's teeth are rotten and black, TWOKS are cars that are stolen
hence a persons rotten teeth look like burnt and destroyed cars

"you've got teeth like burnt out TWOKS"
"your girtlfriends got teeth like burnt out twoks"

by gina.c January 27, 2007

Teeterheckle

Something that is a teeterheckle is almost like something being a pickle. A teeterheckle is a situation you would like to avoid because of disgusting reasons.

Dad is making liver tonight. Smells like he burnt it really bad.

Again? Well ain't that a teeterheckle.

by c0dester July 6, 2010

Teeth

The thing your Girlfriend / SO likes to grind into your dick when you don't do the dishes...

Girlfriend: "Bruh if you don't do the dishes imma use my TEETH on ya''

Guy: AAAAHHHHHH I"LL GET ON IT ASAP!

by PilsRobs October 29, 2015

chip teeth

a condition common to female porn actresses caused by excessive mouth-to-dildo interplay

Britney took up singing for a career after chip teeth forced her out of porn

by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006