maga tears

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!

When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
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pants tear

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.
He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.
by Filth April 20, 2016
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Orphan Tears

A term sometimes used humorously or creatively as a name for a fictional cocktail. In popular culture, "Orphan tears" may refer to a made-up drink with a whimsical or dark connotation.
Instead of drinking imported beers, somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears
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Orphan Tears

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
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Drop a Tear

Excuse me I need to go to the loo and Drop a Tear.
by Pic~ June 17, 2022
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bro-tears

When one bro mourns the loss of another bro, or a bro related item. The loss can come from a bro putting a hoe first or dropping a beer.
When Jack dropped his natty ice he cried bro-tears.

When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears
by Khaki Dan February 23, 2018
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teare

Tears is a last name which is funny Teares they are back stabbing bitches they lie and never trust them they are super fake and they are holes. They make up lies and blame others. When they hurt you they say sorry and they become “friends” with you but they just lie . DON’T EVER TRUST A GIRL THAT HAS THE NAME TEARE. (This is all true!!!!)
People with the last name teare are bitches
by Jakejjsjsja1727 March 08, 2018
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