Melba Toast

A country singer/comedian with a large blond bouffant hair-do. Most famous for her appearance in the film "Bug Buster", as well as other film, television and live appearances. www.missmelbatoast.com

Melba Toast is famous for her performance art act, "The Ironin' Maidens."

by Veronica Vermillion February 5, 2010

Texas Toast

When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.

Hey girl you want some texas toast?

by toastmaster2 October 25, 2006

white nucka toast

nickname given to joe hutchcraft from gibson city high school

"whats goin on white nuuuuuuuuuucka toast"-Allen Jenkins

by Allen jenkins January 28, 2004

Burnt Toast

The scariest thing ever.

i got burnt toast by accident it scared the living shit outta me

by 8Chris8 February 20, 2011

butter your toast

roll up that joint!

Hey joe, hurry up and butter your toast! I have to go home soon!

by maco1991 July 1, 2009

The Shit Toast

The shit toast is a noun used to describe something excellent or awesome, typically bodacious, but always impressive.

Dave: Here's the money I owe you, and I brought you a case of beer to apologize.
Andy: Dave, you are the shit toast!

by CabDriver August 1, 2009

soft toast

not having a back bone, weak, a pushover, mama's boy, henpeaked

if you have ever gone to the mall and your see a guy carrying his wife/girlfriend/or goomah's pocket book then the guy is soft toast............

by numbers_15offthetop January 8, 2008