square needle cure

Another name for receiving a vasectomy.

Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!

by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017

Square headed bottler

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.

Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike

by Jack dake December 9, 2017

squarebodyosis

The illness of having your mind changed every 5 seconds with new ideas of stuff to do to your sexy ass 80’s Silverado to make chicks get wet as fuck

Man I had a case of the squarebodyosis last night and it kept me awake.

by Squarebodyguy87 December 18, 2017

squarepedia

The last bastion of intelligent Internet discussion.

“Yo dawg I’m looking for a Proto-gamergate site from 2004.”

“Have you heard of Squarepedia? It really is the last bastion of intelligent internet discussion!”

by D Lizard May 19, 2018

Square

Why the hell are you looking up “square!” You know what a square is you fucknut!

This person is a total square

by Jatlas July 25, 2018

Square

To be square is to mean that you haven't kissed or made out with anyone, English and Welsh people may say that when you are square "you haven't necked anyone"

person 1: you still square mate?
person 2: Nah we necked last night.

by x.ellie.harris.x October 6, 2018

Square Crotch

When a girls thighs don't touch together the space inbetween resembles the shape of a square.

I'm a lucky guy, my girl has sexy Square Crotch.

by James Westen November 24, 2018