Joe was late for class because he was groggy and he had to use his spankenstein method of waking up.
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The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.
Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!
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2. Someone who, due to a low reservoir, is unable to re-inflate himself after the first release.
2. Someone who, due to a low reservoir, is unable to re-inflate himself after the first release.
1. Man, I need to start meeting some new girls. I'm going spankrupt over here!
2. "What do you mean you can't go a second time?! You're haven't gone spankrupt on me have you?"
2. "What do you mean you can't go a second time?! You're haven't gone spankrupt on me have you?"
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Containing or relating to short stabbing implements
A person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.
In most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.
Usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.
It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.
Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"
Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.
Containing or relating to short stabbing implements
A person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.
In most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.
Usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.
It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.
Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"
Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.
"He's stabbed so many guy's in this game it should be fuggin' gold plated and come equipped with a scope"
"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on... guy's a total Shankaholic"
Following quote taken from:
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
Soap is a closet Shankaholic.
Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.
Totally.
"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on... guy's a total Shankaholic"
Following quote taken from:
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
Soap is a closet Shankaholic.
Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.
Totally.
by Phauxed September 21, 2009
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"I liked that girl. Why did you steal her from me. We're gonna have to bobby-shank now."
When Frakweela bobby-shanked LaTwanduh on the street, she ripped out her weave.
When Frakweela bobby-shanked LaTwanduh on the street, she ripped out her weave.
by Chris from Philly February 1, 2009
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