Snow Leopard

A woman who is 55 years or older that dates at least 15 years younger than her age.

Happy birthday your 55. You've offically become a snow leopard

by Imp666 June 23, 2016

Snoblems

When your problems are so bougie they go beyond first world problems. You've got snoblems.

Ugh, I've got serious snoblems now that my new gym doesn't have an alkaline water fountain.

by TdDub July 3, 2016

Snow job

Where you take a snowball and shove it into someone's arse.

Guy 1: Dude... Why are you touching your butt..?
Guy 2: My girl gave me a snow job for being a dick and it's just now melting.
Dude 1: Ah, sorry bro.

by GeminiCritic December 10, 2016

Snow

Game of Thrones HBO television series references illegitimacy children as "Snow" instead of the proper English word "bastard"

" you're not my child, you are a snow Who belongs to somebody else."

by TurboGrafx-16 January 19, 2017

snow chucker

A durogatory term for a stupid Canadian

Chad Kroeger is a fucking snow chucker, AND he has a dumb last name.

by Chadleyturpenkum December 31, 2016

Snow douche

A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.

That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!

by HTJA January 15, 2017

Snorlax

When you try to doze off, but you forgot you took a laxative. Usually ends up with having to buy new bed sheets and cleaning the mattress.

Me: Time to doze off...
(20 minutes later)
SLOOSH

Oh God, I pulled a Snorlax. Ew ew ew ew ew

by Y0URR3ALNAM3 January 26, 2017