Definitions by TdDub

Romance copy 

The language on a package describing the product.

I wasn't sure which brand of toilet paper to buy until I read the romance copy on Charmin ultra soft

Romance copy by TdDub May 31, 2017

being a trump

Making yourself rich while exploiting the people who helped you.

Ivanka's brand of feminisim is her being a Trump

being a trump by TdDub March 12, 2017

Snoblems 

When your problems are so bougie they go beyond first world problems. You've got snoblems.

Ugh, I've got serious snoblems now that my new gym doesn't have an alkaline water fountain.

Snoblems by TdDub July 3, 2016

god's gunpowder 

Cocaine, yayo, coke, nose candy.

As in, "I was up all night on god's gunpowder before I jumped onto Tinder at 3 am."

god's gunpowder by TdDub October 17, 2015