Snoblems

When your problems are so bougie they go beyond first world problems. You've got snoblems.

Ugh, I've got serious snoblems now that my new gym doesn't have an alkaline water fountain.

by TdDub July 03, 2016

Romance copy

The language on a package describing the product.

I wasn't sure which brand of toilet paper to buy until I read the romance copy on Charmin ultra soft

by TdDub May 31, 2017

being a trump

Making yourself rich while exploiting the people who helped you.

Ivanka's brand of feminisim is her being a Trump

by TdDub March 12, 2017

god's gunpowder

Cocaine, yayo, coke, nose candy.

As in, "I was up all night on god's gunpowder before I jumped onto Tinder at 3 am."

by TdDub October 17, 2015