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Snatch grabber

1. Verb: Someone who grabs at or actually succeeds in grabbing a girls crotch

2. Noun: An insulting name for a female.
Example 1: Watch out! That guy is a snatch grabber! Every time he's drunk at a party he starts grabbing girls snatches. Talk about a Snatch attack!

Example 2: She lost our reservations! That dirty snatch grabber!
by Svedka March 15, 2008
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Snatch Kisses

After you ejaculate inside your woman's vagina, she mixes your cum and her lipstick and applies it to her pussy lips and gives you a kiss using her pussy lips in a visible area on your body for everyone to see.
My woman took my cum and mixed it with her lipstick giving me a snatch kisses on my chest.
by MclarenF1LM April 8, 2017
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Snatch Sack

When a pussy gets so worn out from sex that the meat curtains hang down and look like a nut sack.
"Bro, she's been passed around so much that her snatch sack is almost bigger than my sack."
by AKMack14 May 4, 2017
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pinch-snatch

Pulling a Colbert, or to pull a Colbert. Related to "pulling a Stewart", q.v.

Taken from The Colbert Report, a pinch-snatch is to pinch one's eyeglass stem and then use the same hand to snatch one's eyeglasses from one's own face while fixing a piercing, somewhat imperious eyeglass-less stare on someone, or upon a handy nearby camera.

Lends instant gravitas to the pinch-snatcher and makes the subject or target feel he is under intense judgment and surveillance. Best when deployed in the midst of an important sentence brimming with gravitas, such as, "There can only be one answer to the problem Republicans present America... PINCH-SNATCH... truthiness." or "You want to know what I think, Jeff? I'll tell you what I think. I think... PINCH-SNATCH... it's Miller Time."

The pinch-snatch is incomplete and impotent without the added accessory of a cleverly arched eyebrow.
"The stalwart, masculine, patriotic and trustworthy news anchor turned facing me filled with gravitas, deployed a pinch-snatch, arched his eyebrow, and reported the bird dropping had indeed been in his sandwich, as I suspected."
by Brandywine September 22, 2006
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Swingin Snatch

When a woman's stomach hangs over her vagina (snatch).
1. That woman is so big she has a swingin snatch.
2. I'd hate to lick that swingin snatch.
3. You gotta move the swing to get to the snatch.
by Rebetsa February 12, 2008
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Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles
Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!
by Chrisman270 November 10, 2010
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Bag Snatchin

A Halloween activity in which lazy, older kids wait around until the conclusion of trick-or-treating when the younger kids are about to head home with their bags stuffed full of candy for their parents to inspect, then they run up behind them and grab the bag out of the kids' hand without ever looking back, successfully scoring gobs of candy while exhausting minimal effort.
1. The only way my lazy fat ass is getting some candy this Halloween is if i do a buncha Bag Snatchin.
2. Man! We're too old to be out here trick-or-treating. Bag Snatchin is the way to go!
3. We'll wait until dark, then we're throwing on our masks, heading over to the slums, and going Bag Snatchin!
by Slickj November 4, 2011
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