Smurfing

The intentions of having sex with a midget covered in blue paint.

You and midget meet.
Midget looks somewhat appealing to you.
You take midget to your place.
You open a can of blue paint and keep it close by.
You and midget have sex in many positions.
Just when midget is not looking, you pour paint over their head.
Midget now looks like a Smurf.
Brag to your friends that you actually went Smurfing!

by ialreadyhaveanamedamnit December 27, 2010

Smurfer

A term for a certain type of Australian woman living in London. They tend to be kind and friendly and have been known to produce smijins, a cloquial and endearing term for their offspring.

Often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. Often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. Noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as The One.

That woman must be a smurfer she has such a wonderful personality.

I hope a smurfer selects me someday.

by The Lord of Southfields February 9, 2010

Smurf

A word that information technology professionals use to refer to software programmers.

Damn, man, those smurfs keep sending me fucked up code to test!

by Mr. Lucky May 3, 2007

smurfing

smurfing is advanced way of surfing the web...which means that the browsing of web to gain "wisdom" .It's an efficient way of browsing the web :).

smurfing makes me to know the latest knowledge

by anonymoussmurf November 29, 2011

Asian smurf bomb

It is when one person Takes a crap and wraps it in blue something, (Plastic, towel, etc...) and puts it in a cup o noodles. Mush it up and put blue food dye in it then eat it with a friend. (two girls one cup)

Say, you are at a friends house and you get hungry. Asian smurf bomb is here for you. ps. I LOVE buttcheese

by daverooskie May 30, 2012

smurf

refers to the height of Keith Bonano..a 4 foot 7 midget.

man, that smurf got blue all oover him

by keith January 23, 2003

Papa Smurf

B.K.A. Calvin G. Carrier II, Born in Beaumont, Tx. President and CEO of Koheba Records

That boy Papa Smurf and them Kohebas was doing it big last nite

by Calvin Carrier May 13, 2006