my sized bitch

A bitch who has one or more of these traits:
1. Steals all her boyfriend's money
2. Hates everyone, but expects everyone to like her anyways
3. Very stuck up
4. Displeasing to the entire female population (this includes animals) and emits a rancid odor detectable by most
5. Gets her boyfriend way too whipped

Abbreviated: MSB

Alicia and Bethany are my sized bitches. I feel sorry for Ben and Nathan (respectively).

and

I contain no MSB

by Mr. Tap July 13, 2004

The Size Chart

1- Wener (1 inch erect, .5 flaccid)

1.5-PP (1.5 inches erect, 1 flaccid)

2-Penis (2 inches erect, 1.5 flaccid)

2.5-Big Boy (3 inches erect, 2 flaccid)

3-Dick ( 4 or 5 inches depending on confidence, 2.5 inches flaccid)

3.5-Moby Dick (5 inches erect, 3 flaccid)

4-Cock (6-7 inches erect, 4 flaccid)

4.5-Massive Cock (8-9 inches erect, 5 flaccid)

5-Horse Cock (10 inches erect, 7 flaccid)

5.5-The Leviathan (12 inches, 8 flaccid)

6-The Destroy of Worlds (1ft, 2 inches erect, 1ft flaccid)

-If you are in 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮𝙨, you automatically have a cock

John - "What's your size? "
Kevin- "Check The Size Chart"

by Sharkacorn May 1, 2020

Perfect size

It depends on how she says it.

When your girlfriend says “your dick is the perfect size for me” it means she prefers your dick size to other sizes. If she say “I love your dick it’s the perfect size” I’m sorry but she’s sparing you and finally the tricky one. If she says “I don’t like big dick it hurts me, your dick is the perfect size” it means she could be telling the truth but it’s just hard to say.

by anonymous June 3, 2022

Smiel

A future mechanical Engineer that is currently a student in Long Island

The smiel student is very hardworking at Smithtown High School East.

by Jfun101 November 11, 2018

Smile now cry later

The term smile now cry later was made popular by chicanos from California in the 70's it means to live life to the fullest and worry about the bullshit later..

Example; I'm going to rob a bank and enjoy the money while I can and if I get caught I guess I'll smile now cry later.

by Sjc21 April 14, 2022

Illegal Smile

A smile that forms when you have just gotten done smoking marijana.

Yesterday, I could tell Jim had an Illegal Smile

by AlexLemoine November 8, 2010

Savannah Smile

When a female gives performs oral sex on a male while drinking iced tea.

"Man, I've got to take my pants the the cleaners. Sarah got iced tea all over me when I got my last Savannah Smile from her"

by skychicken May 9, 2014