pissy slow

is when someone is moving really slow and it is pissing you off

jay:come on man its time to go
ralph:hold on dude
Jay:dude come on your movin like pissy slow i got somewhere to be dammit

by ROCKstr FAMOus June 12, 2008

surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

by treyweeezay November 16, 2013

the slow dump

The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.

I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.

by TByrd July 29, 2016

A slow

A faded or normal full beard.

Did you see him rockin a slow?

by Future Rich Guido May 22, 2016

kinda slow

When u are super slow at moments

Jaylen is kinda slow .

by Knowledgeiswise2004 November 24, 2017

Drinking Slow

A pussy way of drinking alcoholic beverages. Put cup to lips, sip, then put cup down and walk away.

This method is to be used by Catholics, pussies, and little bitches who only drink for fun.

Also for responsible people.

I’m having a party later, but I think I’m just going to be drinking slow tonight.

by Lb6188 May 3, 2018

Dumb slow

When you are retarted at times and can’t think straight.

Dumb slow people that don think right are in slow classes

by Yo_itz_Dimplez_ August 23, 2020