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setting the table

When someone, usually in a public restroom, flushes the toilet before they sit down to use it. (Term can be used whether or not something was actually in the toilet that merited flushing.)
As I was contemplating life in the Wal-Mart bathroom a man walked into the stall next to mine, setting the table before he sat down.
by jimmywho723a January 25, 2009
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Spitting Earworm

When you fuck someone with earstretches, and the moment your about to jizz put it through the ear and let it all explode in their face.
This douchebag performed a Spitting Earworm on me and got stuck in my stretch with his penis piercing
by Shady Viking July 19, 2014
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Ninety-sixting

Like 69'ing but with rim jobs (analingus).
Carl and I went through half a roll of plastic wrap Ninety-sixting (96'ing) last night.
by gabrielhudson June 29, 2011
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shitting bricks

constipation when on heroin and other opiates.
by lodownlv September 25, 2011
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stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...
Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...
by Tata Nalles April 7, 2007
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spitting straight fire

When someone starts hating on prom committee's decisions.
Did you see Michael's post? He was spitting straight fire!
by Cheezwizzzz February 28, 2017
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Cock Shitting

Having poop on your cock when you are having sex. You have your partner shit on your genitalia, and the magic begins!
Joe: Last night my girl had a friendly time with me. I feel she really opened up, like her butt hole.

Fred: you used cock shitting??

Joe: oh yeah man! She pooped on my cock!
by R()$3! April 7, 2011
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