Naughty Sack

A small bag, filled with numerous "Naughty" items (Hence the name) Such as lubricants, condoms, panties, etc...
Popular with honeymoon sex resorts.

Guy: Hold on, before I gizz all over the place, lemme' get a condom from my naughty sack.

Girl: Hurry then, I don't want it to stop now.

by Mark2719 December 17, 2008

Mold sack

An ugly piece of crap, or someone worthless to yours or anyone else's life, and they smell and look like piece of moist moldy dump

Tony Francin, just leave, everyone hates you plus you are a Mold Sack

by Primetime#1 June 5, 2010

Sack proximity

A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.

Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?

Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.

by Sackary June 8, 2010

sack clevage

When you let just the tip of both your balls stick through or hangout of your pants, boxers, or shorts...like in jackass 2 when johnny knoxville dressed up as the old man and let his balls hang out of his shorts a little bit. Thats sack clevage.

I went to the bar with major sack clevage last night.

by samwatson6 August 26, 2010

Twin Sack

To get beat in a video football game (Madden or NCAA) by 21. The person losing by 21 gets a courtesy drive once the other player hits 21. This helps to move games along.

Tommy got twin sacked since he could not score on his courtesy drive, ending the game right there.

by Biggunz240 December 18, 2010

Sack Bruise

After Brutally pounding a woman's ass hole your scrotum becomes purple, swollen, and is accompanied by sharp pain with dry skin resulting in a bruise.

Dude your sister gave me such a Sack Bruise last night

by Browneyejim March 9, 2011

Scrotom Sack

one who's face/head resembles a male scrotom

"man that kids face is so pale, if you threw water on his face he'd look like a scrotom sack

by crazyraaaaab March 14, 2011