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Tell your story walking

Depending on context there are two accepted meanings for this phrase.

Friendly: The story should be shared while we are in route.

Unfriendly: Whatever you have to say, say it while you are leaving.
Wow we are going to be late, can you "tell your story walking?

or

You are under arrest, put your hands behind your back. Don't give me any lip, "tell your story walking".
by Romale_2307 August 17, 2010
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What you say when someone tells a really lame, boring story that had no point. After the person finishes, say it, usually in a chant, sometimes accompanied with clapping with each word
Joe: OMG, yesterday, I went to Starbucks and I got a mocha frap, and then there were no seats! So I had to stand around waiting until someone got up, and then I sat in their seat and i took out my laptop and I played freecell.
Tina: Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! (clap, clap, clap)
by I. M. Cold March 3, 2010
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Sex story

Here’s a sex story for horny bitches like you:

Jessie had been horny for hours when she finally mustered up the courage to ask her boyfriend to fuck. She sent a text begging him to come to her place that night, and he loved the thought of her begging him to fuck. At 8:30 he walked into her home with his 11” boner to find her almost fully naked, with only a black thong and her bra dangling between her fingers. She had been sitting on the couch with her legs wide open, waiting for him. He dove at her aggressively, scooping her up by the insides of her thighs, and carried her upstairs to her room. “Please just give it to me,” Jessie begged. “Please just give it to me, what?”, Aiden teased. “Please just give it to me, daddy-” she screamed with a moan as he penetrated her with his fingers. Aiden passionately kissed her while she was locked in her moment of bliss. It didn’t last for long though- her sighs of joy had quickly turned into screams of pleasure as he began to eat her out. Aiden focused on her clit, sucking and licked all around it until her back was arched and she was screaming so loud that the neighbors might’ve heard them. He looked up from her pink, throbbing pussy for just a moment, but that was all she needed. Jessie dove at Aidens crotch violently, and began to give him a blowjob of a lifetime. “PLEASE, DON’T STOP BABY”, he screamed as he shot his load into her mouth. She looked up deviously and made eye contact- and then she swallowed all of it.
Aiden asked her: “Are you ready yet?”. Jessie’s throbbing, soaked pussy spoke for her. He grinned, and flipped her over so that she was in doggy. He teased her, only using the tip of his monster cock to fuck her. She wasn’t getting the whole thing unless she begged for it. After a lot of whining and groaning, she finally got what she had wanted. Aiden shoved the whole thing up her tight hole, and they continued this position until he had already cummed twice. When it was time for the third, he asked her where she wanted it. “Cum inside of me daddy” she replied, with an evil glint in her eye.

P.S. this isn’t my sex story, nor is it anyone else’s.
by 👃 July 1, 2023
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Sex Story

So this isn't my sex story, nor is it anyone's. I just like writing, so I decided to write this, enjoy.
Sex Story
Everyday I did school and thought about Jason. I see him looking at me all the time in the hallways. Schools over, im walking home. He randomly comes up behind me and grabs my waist. I stop. He turns me around. He kisses me and grabs my ass. "Lets go to my house, my parents are on vacation" We arrive at his house and we continue making out. He brings me upstairs to his room. It smells like his cologne. He throws me on his bed and gets on top of me. He kisses me more. I take off his shirt, he takes off mine. We take off each others underwear. He grabs my tits. I give him a hand job of a lifetime, he lets out a moan. He continues to moan loud. "Suck it" he says. I begin sucking his 10 inch dick. He lets out a loud moan. Then he stops me and lays me back down. He starts going down, down, until he reaches my throbbing pussy. He slowly sets his tongue on it and I let out a very soft moan. He smiles and begins to lick my pussy, harder, faster. I feel the warm, drippy cum leak from my pussy. I moan loud, he licks faster. I was lost in the moment. He just kept going, I began to thrust his tongue while he licks . I scream. He licked for 2 more minutes then came back up. He kissed me. He inserts his dick into my throbbing pussy. I scream more. "Oh yeah" I yell. He went faster, harder each time. I scream louder. The cum sprays out more and more. It leaks onto his bed. He smiles at my moaning. This goes on for 10 more minutes. We make out more and we fall asleep.
by :) Hey (: February 20, 2021
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Stormee

Beautiful Tattooed Crazy Bitch, who will make you laugh, or at least smile. lots of fun. Also very intelligent, smart mouthed.
"Stormee, That Beautiful Tattooed Crazy Bitch will for sure make you laugh, or at least smile, shes lots of fun, shes also very intelligent, witty, shes got a smart mouth"
by Stormee June 27, 2008
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long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.
"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."
by Alexandra August 6, 2004
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cool story dad

What you say to your father when he starts babbling
Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...

Boy: Okay, cool story dad.
by rek-cram February 25, 2011
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