Nail Salon

A place where white girls get parts of their fingers cut off by little asian ladies judging them and gossiping in who knows what language

Hey Britney wanna go to the nail salon? I want a new set of acrylics with gel and pva!

by definatedefanition June 2, 2018

Salmoneus

To trick or mislead someone, like a rick roll. He is also the owner of a popular RuneScape fansite.

Tusho pulled a Salmoneus

by Exodiara January 11, 2009

Saloon

A place frequented by members of the Sciuridae family, most notably squirrels. Some members of the aforementioned family aspire to work at what is commonly referred to as a salon, where they beautify the hair of humankind, and perform other salon related services. However, since they are members of the Sciuridae family and have friends who pester them, a salon to them is actually a saloon.

Squirrel: I need to get my hair done, and I need good eye extension thingys.

Annoying friend: Do you get that done at the saloon?
Squirrel: Scampers off

*mic drop*

by Aviiiiiiiii95 May 29, 2018

samoni

One of the gayest kids you will ever meet online!

Person A: You're really acting like a samoni right now.
Person B: Just because I want to suck your dick doesn't mean I'm a samoni.

by heateroni July 31, 2021

salmonberry

Someone who points and laughs at other people

Stop pulling a salmonberry.

by mefifofum June 10, 2003

Salmond

To be salmond means to fall victim to the overwhelming stench of microwaved fish, usually in an office setting. Widely regarded as the quintessential office faux pas, reheating fish of any sort, but especially Salmon, is most definitely grounds for termination.

I salmond my boss today, so I should probably start packing my desk now.

by CreepyCarl2 July 2, 2016

Salmonfeels

That feeling you get when: Thinking, Doing, Dreaming of Salmon Fishing. To be "Salmonfeels" is to be complete! Not for the faint of heart.

"Hey man, how do you feel after catching that fish?" - "Salmonfeels Steve, Salmonfeels"

by Salmonfeels July 1, 2016