Cheer Mom

A mom living their life through their child. Every time their daughter/son wins a comps starts crying and gets drunk. Worlds isn't a time for their daughter to hang with her friends at Disneyworld! It's a time for the moms to do whatever they want and make sure their daughters are late for practice. If you're looking for a person to harass a 7-year-old on how they have the wrong shade of lipstick, then you got just the person.

Cheerleader: mom can I go to prom?
cheer mom: NO DUMBASS YOU HAVE CHEER PRACTICE TODAY!

cheerleader: I think I want to quit mom
cheer mom: WTH NO NO!!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY! EXCEPT FOR CHEER PRACTICE!
cheerleader's teammate: wow your moms such a cheer mom

by definatedefanition May 05, 2018

Nail Salon

A place where white girls get parts of their fingers cut off by little asian ladies judging them and gossiping in who knows what language

Hey Britney wanna go to the nail salon? I want a new set of acrylics with gel and pva!

by definatedefanition May 05, 2018

Priya

Priya is a white girl named after an Indian goddess because she is so white that her parents had to steal the name from an actual culture. Priya is the most caucasian person you will ever see/meet, she wears sunglasses indoors just "to be edgy" because she has no creativity just like her ancestors.

Priya - "umm actually Priya is spelled with an 'h' at the end, my parents are very original"

by definatedefanition June 19, 2018