roll-rub

the job which a frigid fat or obese girl would give to her boyfriend.

an explanation is that the boyfriend would lube up her stomach and then push her 'rolls' over his penis then 'go to town with it'
boyfriend; Oh My god im so horny, please have sex with me.

Girlfriend ; No,

Bf; Give me a blowjob then.

gf; ill give you a roll-rub, if you have some lube.

bf ; ill spit on it.
by Rolfesaurus June 16, 2011
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Texas road rub

To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.
Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring
by D1 gooner April 18, 2025
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Rub around the bush

A ritual in which two genitally hairy men circle their penises around one another.
Hey Chad, wanna Rub around the bush?
by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021
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shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
by Sassyredbitch September 01, 2018
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Rub-a-D

A saying used if one is appearing to be either a little boring, or a term used if one is being a little bitch.

Also used to tell someone to "Grow up" or perhaps to stop being so uptight.
Oh, Karen. Rub-a-D.
by P3N1510V3R July 15, 2024
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Fact Rubbing

Unnecessarily rubbing unnecessary facts into other people's faces, It can get extremely annoying during a debate that is only focused on one thing and the person brings up random facts.
Person 1: therefore, godzilla's atomic fire can't burn scp-682
Person 2: It's atomic breath, Not fire, It doesn't burn, only vaporizes, Also godzilla still wins lel
Person 1: Are you serious fact rubbing right now?
by MemeyMemer69 February 13, 2022
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Rub a nug

opening the knuckles of your index and middle finger into a vee shape and grasping another persons nose.
Keep giving me that Bert ass look and ill rub a nug that nose right off.
by Rub a nugger May 08, 2012
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