A sexual act involving three willing partners, two of whom must be male. One of the chaps doffs his trousers, while the second penetrates him from behind - both are standing up. The third member of this unholy trinity then performs oral sex on the man who is being penetrated. The origin of the term is unknown, but there may be a tenuous Rasputin link.
Percy had never been much of a one for threesomes, but at least in a Russian roasting he got to see the end of Will & Grace.
by Will Bowen June 4, 2004
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by groupie#1 September 26, 2006
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Get the pig roast mug.An incel or r9k term for a woman who is not a virgin, based on a fundamental misunderstanding of how female anatomy works. They believe that a woman's labia somehow stretches when she has sex, although miraculously this only happens if she has unmarried sex with different men. The word "roastie" indicates that they think elongated labia look like roast beef.
That femoid rode the cock carousel so long, she's become a roastie. I am totally disgusted by her - why won't she have sex with me?
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Get the rooster mug.this one is hard to define. 90's scottish school word. If someone is a bit sad or just plain roasting! Very laughable. Nothing to do with heat I might add.
by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003
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n : The Robsta is the coolest stud on the face of the earth. Beware, massive amounts of coolness and awesomeness protrude from this fellow. he is the original Robsta. all other Robstas are fakes and frauds. Trying to achive his amazing stature, only to fail horribly.
adj : A word used to describe the coolest of cool. Only ONE can be dubbed "The Robsta". ie: ME.
n : The Robsta is the coolest stud on the face of the earth. Beware, massive amounts of coolness and awesomeness protrude from this fellow. he is the original Robsta. all other Robstas are fakes and frauds. Trying to achive his amazing stature, only to fail horribly.
adj : A word used to describe the coolest of cool. Only ONE can be dubbed "The Robsta". ie: ME.
Me: Friends call me The Robsta.
Random Rob: OH MAN DATZ SO KEWLS I WISH I WUZ LIEK U!
Me: I know, but you can't sorry.
Random Rob: OMGWTF:KILLSSELF:!!
Random Rob: OH MAN DATZ SO KEWLS I WISH I WUZ LIEK U!
Me: I know, but you can't sorry.
Random Rob: OMGWTF:KILLSSELF:!!
by The Robsta March 15, 2005
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