by Jake Soiwa rth jr ggg June 21, 2017
Get the royal princessmug. A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.
by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023
Get the The Royal Itchmug. When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022
Get the Royal Failmug. A dude that is great friend and always listens. He might me busy, but he will reply to you at his own pace. Royal's like having fun and doing things at the heat of the moment. He values his friendships and time. Sometimes when life becomes busy, Royal's tend to make too many plans and has to cancel, but that does not mean they do not care.
Royal is an honest, friendly, and fun person to be around when he does not cancel.
Royal is intelligent, passionate, and athletic friend.
Camila: Hey, Royal do you wanna sky dive at 12pm?
Royal: Sure.
*12pm Arrives*
Royal: Sorry I can't make it I have something to do.
Royal is intelligent, passionate, and athletic friend.
Camila: Hey, Royal do you wanna sky dive at 12pm?
Royal: Sure.
*12pm Arrives*
Royal: Sorry I can't make it I have something to do.
by DrippingWax January 16, 2022
Get the Royalmug. When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.
Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com
by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024
Get the Reverse Battle Royalemug. Another term for a royal physician, or doctor
Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.
For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.
For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?
King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?
King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
Get the Guardian of the royal bowelsmug. Founded by Diasy & Peach, Royal Patisserie makes baked goods to be sold worldwide in the Mushroom Kingdom.
by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021
Get the Royal Patisseriemug.