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Polish Oven

When a females head is in the lap of a males, and the male farts and pulls a blanket over the females head or when a male and a female are in bed, and the male farts and pulls the covers of the females head
Danny put ashley in the polish oven last night after a bean filled dinner.
by Afrothug March 8, 2004
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apple polisher

Someone who takes your idea and makes them seem like theirs without giving you credit for the creation of the idea.
At work, watch out for apple polishers.
by natebaby January 5, 2008
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Polish Reverse Shower Head

While your chick is taking a shower. Wait until she is washing the soap out of her face and has the shower head hitting her in the face. While she is blinded by the soap and water you put a second warm stream on her back by pissing on her.
My girl was washing her hair and yelled " you better not be giving me a polish reverse shower head." After she excepted it she just told me not to piss in her hair.
by Thehammer1985 July 7, 2010
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polish mustache

Basically, after your bitch or lady friend comes back top side after tossing your salad, she exhibits a brown ring on her top lip.
"I know I didn't wipe too good so this bitch is definitely coming up with a polish mustache in full effect."
by Joecefius March 3, 2008
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Polish

A very strange and aggressive breed of human that inhabit a place near Russia. Often are scam artists and beggars. Possibly dangerous people. Jack the Ripper was rumored to be a Polish man. (Aron Kozminski) Most American serial killers and shoplifters happen to be Polish or have Polish ancestry. (Eva Maria Malczewski, Ted Kaczynski, Rafal Kaldon, Peter Kudzinowski, John Wayne Gacy) Hmn. Coincidence?

The whole country is almost like a ghost town, and only has old 14-15th century Roman Catholic churches. But to the Northwest it features highways that were once built by Germans.

They are known for their excellent beer, though. warka
Never marry a Polish girl or she will literally take your money and cut your nuts off !!
by Charmouche December 15, 2016
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polish meatball

Spreading someone's asshole like a pollack and a shoving cock inside.
Sully gave dave the old polish meatball.
by gudo20 March 12, 2010
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Is the Pope Polish?

Back in the day, before there had been a Polish Pope, back when no one thought there would ever be anything other than an Italian Pope, people used to say this ironically, that is, as a way to say "no way, not in a thousand years!"

Now it can be used to indicate something that was thought to be improbable but that actually happened.

Another old one was "does a wild bear shit in the woods?" which led to "Does the Pope shit in the woods"
ORIGINAL USAGE:
Do you think we'll get a good raise this year?

Is the Pope Polish?

ALTERNATE NEW USAGE:
Do you think Obama will try to run for President in 2016?

Is the Pope Polish?
by Danger from Richmond March 20, 2013
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