plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Plastified

When a human bieng begins to alter varies body parts by means of plastic surgery, giving them an appearance that is unnatural.

Dude, Why are all the Kardashians looking so plastified lately?

by Peruvian Princess April 15, 2021

Plastic

A form of object that can be formed into anything.

Boy: Barbie is so hot i wish i could hit that

Girl: bitch please she just got plastic surgery, those boobs and that ass are fake.

by wetAss_pussy April 17, 2021

Plastic

Kim Kardashian

TIM: hey man guess what

Joe: what

TIM: I just smashed some plastic

by Kadesgotstds69 April 18, 2021

Plastic

Kim Kardashian

JIM: Guess what I smashed some plastic last night
JOE: nice

by Kadesgotstds69 April 18, 2021

plastic

it's gourmet food, it's so good the turtles eat it all the time.

person1: Poor turtle is about to eat plastic let me go stop it.
person2: NO YOU IDIOT, The turtle bought that plastic with his hard-earned money , I want to try some now...

by mishandled-plate June 9, 2021

plastikov

A 3D printed AK-47 receiver for a readily Available Kalashnikov parts kit

My plastikov blew up and sent me to the hospital last night

by StormyKookie793 May 21, 2021