Phatest brain nut

Phatest brain fart of the century.

Bro I just had the phatest brain nut.

by yourmothergay August 23, 2018

patella fella

A man who has a wild obsession and/or fetish with the area of the body known as a kneecap (patella).

“You see the way Hermes’ eyes kept glancing down at my knees Cheryl?” “Yeah Nance, I think he’s a patella fella.”

by tobedetermined February 9, 2019

Palate Cleanser

When you need a light hearted show to fall asleep to

No, I don’t want to watch handmaid’s tale before bed! Need a palate cleanser like Bobs burgers or Parks & Rec

by wookerella April 29, 2021

Patey

Somone who thinks that every wierd thing they do, everybody else has done that.

Have you ever shat on somone?
Haven't we all?
You're such a Patey!

by TheNeutralChord October 15, 2021

better place tax

A figurative tax that's imposed on people who do a job that benefits society, or as the "Silicon Valley" cliche goes, "makes the world a better place." Because more people want to do meaningful jobs than worthless ones, the pay tends to be lower. The opposite is the douchebag bonus, where someone makes more money for doing a job that contributes zero or negative value to society.

Jimmy works as as a researcher who has made significant advances in cancer treatment, but he only makes $70k a year because of the better place tax. Meanwhile, Chazz the hedge fund manager gets a huge douchebag bonus and managed to rake in $10 million last year even though all he did was lose a bunch of rich people a bunch of money.

by Nicholas D July 25, 2015

Squirty Patertie

The sexual act of the woman having explosive diarrhea on the mans penis, using the fecal matter as lubricant, then proceeding to have rough vaginal sex.

I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.

by Alabama Hotpocket God January 29, 2017

chilli pilates

Chilli Pilates (/pɪˈlɑ tɪz/;1 German: piˈla təs) is a physical fitness system developed in the early 20th century by Jóse Pilates, after whom it was named. The practice involves applying chilli powder to the rectum, resulting in the subject dancing around frantically on the spot, whilst naturally building up a sweat due to the fiery goodness of the chilli powder itself. Breathing is important in the Chilli Pilates method, as it is with living, otherwise you die, but it also naturally cools you down, a method commonly used by the boop-snooted floofer.

Gosh does my rectum sting, been going hard at that chilli pilates lately.

by Großer Floofen August 15, 2018