pendulum

A grandfather cock. It hangs limp and swings from side to side.

A classy stripper says: "I gave that old man a lap dance, he loved it when I felt up his pendulum. I made 200 bucks in 10 minutes!"

by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014

Penguin King

1. One who rules the penguins.
2. The tightest kid around.
3. Peter Lucier.
4. Xavier

Wow, there goes Peter Lucier, the mother fucking Penguin King!

by Scout November 17, 2003

pengin

1.A cute way of saying penguin.

2.What comes out when a lazy person trys to type penguin.

"I love pengins"said the girl as she was shopping at Claires.

"I saw pengins at the zoo" slowly typed the lazy 40 year old that lived in his mom's basement.

by MargueriteAntoinette March 19, 2004

Pangus

Cock basket titty nipple

God butch is such a pangus

by SamualLight November 21, 2014

penguin

a very unique flightless(?) bird that lives mainly in the poles, but also in the galapagos. they like to eat fish. penguins are renowned for being adorable.

penguins make bizaare sounds. imagine a kazoo - thats the closest thing to it.

tux, a goofy looking penguin, is the linux mascot. usually different distros of linux have their own modified picture of tux.

tux is a penguin

by unusu-al June 14, 2004

Chinese Penguin

1)a mystery until solved.
2)a very special drink made with DiSorano Amaretto and other secret ingredients.

1) He vanished like the Chinese Penguin.
2) pour me a Chinese Penguin, fool.

by jonny fantastik August 26, 2003

Baby Penguin

Someone who you cannot picture in a sexual way whatsoever (to the point you reject the existence of their genitalia), it could also mean someone who is avoids anything sexual and becomes overly uncomfortable and awkward if anything related to sex comes up.

This person will forever be in the friendzone.

This person is also generally male.

"We were making sexual innuendos all night but he didn't get any of them..."

"Probs because he doesn't know what sex is...he's such a baby penguin!"

or

"He always leaves the room if the word sex even enters a conversation...typical Baby Penguin..."
"Well, he probably doesn't even know what a vagina looks like..."

"I love corrupting Baby Penguins! :)"

by STMcWrinkle March 7, 2012