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Brass paloma

A cocktail made with tequila, grapefruit juice, and an I.P.A. Name derived from brass monkey (a drink made from beer and orange juice reference in the Beastie Boys song of that same name) and a paloma (a drink made from grapefruit juice and tequila).
We spent our warm, summer evening on the porch, sipping brass palomas.
by Pseudoratsofnym September 14, 2020
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Piss-Padlock

This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.

It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.
"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"
by tjtinny January 20, 2021
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Pablitooo! I know him! He is the compa más loco del puto barrio guey, te lo juro. He will do so many crazy things you know. Me acuerdo de una reunión con muchos de los narcotraficantes más importantes del área, sabes, and puto Pablito, man, he just shoot up the entire place man! Loco ese, loco cabrón, órale. Very loco, very beautiful, very nice.
Hey, what's up, Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha, I'm gonna go to the store, you want something?

- Nah, ese, I'm cool.
by Averican November 22, 2021
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Dirty Padlock

A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.
by han.han.han April 14, 2022
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dirty paloma

dirty paloma is a complicated and very complex sexual experience. it includes an intense massage, then all angle penetration.

A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.
hahahhaah just had an awwweeesome dirty paloma with ralph. pbsm indeed dawg.
by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022
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Kiev Paloma

Created at The Rockhill Grille (Kansas City)in a mostly empty bar in the late afternoon of March 26th, 2023. Also referred to as “The Ted Nugent Special”
I am downing Kiev Palomas which is appropriate given the current geo political climate. Ted Nugent would be pissed.
by PhoggyAllen March 26, 2023
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The Padlock

The padlock is when a person inserts their own penis into their own asshole. Thus becoming a human padlock.
Mike's dick got stuck in his butt hole again last night , he needs to use more lube when he is preforming the padlock.
by Narcolepc August 25, 2023
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