phoofer

the nether regions of the female body also known as the pussy and or vagina.

wow that phoofer is so fine its like spun gold.
remember that stripper shot a ping pong ball out of her phoofer.

by Jeremy O August 17, 2007

poof

poof on the bbc three comedy little britain, daffydd thomas, who wears tight leather clothes, and has a really annoyin accent, who lives in the barely knwon welsh village of llandewi brefi (or whatever!) and claims to be the 'only gay in the village' when clearly, he aint.

get over urself daffydd. You aint the only gay in the village.

'help me with the shopping'
'oh i cant im gay'
'poof'
'homeophobe!'
'what?'
'my own mother! im callin childline!'

by Soph Lee June 29, 2006

proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.

No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.

by himguy November 8, 2008

poof tree

Large young retard whom smokes shitty weed. He is also a bitch.

Poof Tree is here, lets leave!

by akdlnhkj March 28, 2007

poofed

means to have stolen something or to have your stuff stolen

Damn yo he just poofed ya shit.

Man i straight poofed her phone.

by Naj13 June 27, 2011

poofer

Female sexual organ, commonly called the vagina, pussy, twat, cunt, box, lips, etc.

Man I want to rip that hoes poofer up!

by OJP July 10, 2003

phoofey

Smelly.
Something that smells bad.
A strong (mostly unpleasant) smell.

My brother's feet are really phoofey.

Something here smells a bit phoofey.

by D_girl77 October 15, 2006