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cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy November 6, 2008
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cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy November 9, 2008
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Urban Dictionary editors

A group of any number of UD enthusiasts who moderate which definitions will be allowed. They sometimes lack good judgment. Ex: There are a million definitions about some gay shit called football and apparent debates about which type of "football" is better. However, all too often, submitted definitions which are truly risible, inventive, original, properly spelled and punctuated are rejected.
Some of the Urban Dictionary editors probably should not be Urban Dictionary editors.
by himguy November 6, 2008
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cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy November 7, 2008
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proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.
No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.
by himguy November 8, 2008
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vincible

(adj.) Capable of being sustaining damage. Any person, place, or thing that can be destroyed or disassembled.
by himguy October 28, 2006
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cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff. I find it rather aesthetically displeasing, mmmmm.
by himguy November 8, 2008
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