Pulled pork wrap

The act of a man wrapping his nutsack around his lovers dick and jerking him off.

I totally just caught big Mike giving Jonathan a pulled pork wrap in the shower.

by Bigjuan4u October 17, 2018

Stuffed Pork Chop

When you've fucked a fat person who's missing all of their limbs

"Hey Bro, last night I fucked this fat chick that had no arms and no kegs!". "You mean you ate your first Stuffed Pork Chop, Bro!"

by Brojaam January 20, 2019

Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.

“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

“What is wrong with you two?”

by Alex Simms April 29, 2019

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020

Burnt pork puss

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.

After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"

by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020

Fork & Pork

If you know. You know ;)

Netflix and Chill just got competition

Hey Karen, you trying to fork & pork tonight?

by Yoloswaggergstring October 24, 2020

salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022