Des Plaines

The 2nd largest ghetto in northern Cook County, after Rolling Meadows. Home to the first (ninth) McDonalds, but it's not like anyone gives a shit.

"Hey, let's take a vacation in Des Plaines!" - No one ever

by stoneburnerer March 30, 2013

Growing Pains

When you shave your pubic hair and it grows back, the sharp stubble growing is painful.

I now regret shaving my grundle, I got some serious Growing Pains down there.

by Scotty Beatnut August 17, 2008

pain in the membrane

Pain in the brain, either physical (headache) or pschological (mental anguish).

Just thinking about next week's test is giving me a pain in the membrane

by RiffvonRaff May 31, 2006

Painful to read

A book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to:
a) fall asleep
b) jump off a cliff
c) fail the class just so he doesn't have to read the book
d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage them.

NOOOOOOO! It's painful to read! throw it away!

by manatee dog April 18, 2011

pain in my ass

a real pain after a person experienced anal intercourse

Ouch, I need to go to the doctor because I have pain in my ass.

by Andav February 27, 2009

Painess

A pain in the penis.

I have some painess in my pants.

by Mr.Random May 16, 2010

Plainfield, IN

Plainfield is a collection of thousands- comprised of idiots, colts fans and republicans that coalesce into a giant fucktard of a town. Plainfield garners revenues from its prized warehouse district, but fails to add anything substantive with the abundance of tax dollars. Plainfield maintains an army of senile senior citizens that slows its traffic, finances its walmart, and calls its police. Plainfields police are a lively bunch. Its members, a hodgepodge collection of the duchiest and most retarded hillbillies you can find, search endlessly for bored youth determined to vandalize every house in the town.

Audacious retarded from Plainfield, Indiana:Dude the colts are the best team in the league because they have Peyton Manning

Surprisingly intelligent hipster from Plainfield, Indiana: your logic astounds me, you give no reason for your excessively bold claim. I just dont know how to argue with you people. Everything you guys say is a retarded subjective statement

by Apathetic Hipster-Douche May 22, 2011