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Crack open a cold one with the boys 

Ugh it was a terrible day because I didn't crack open a cold one with the boys

Cracking open a cold one

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.
Cracking open a cold one by malparit September 1, 2009

Federal Open Market Committee

(ECONOMICS) the administrative committee of the Federal Reserve System that actually administers monetary policy. There are 12 members of the FOMC.

The 12 members include all seven governors of the Federal Reserve Board (FRB).

In addition, representatives of each Federal Reserve Bank are eligible to serve on the FOMC. The FOMC implements sales/purchases of treasury securities (open market operations) in order to create credit at member banks. This is the process by which banks with FRS membership can create money. The difficulty of open market operations lies in ensuring that rates for short term securities remain lower than those for long term securities. Otherwise, monetary tightening cannot succeed in curbing inflation.

The Federal Reserve Bank of New York (2nd FRB) is by far the most important of the 12 district banks. Historically, its president has often gone on to become either chairman of the Federal Reserve Board, or else Secretary of the Treasury (as, for example, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner). Nearly all bank holding companies have subsidiaries in the 2nd District, and the 2nd District is uniquely guaranteed a seat on the FOMC. The other 11 rotate, with 4 taking a turn of the FOMC at any given time.
The Federal Open Market Committee conducts transactions in treasury securities at the Open Market Window.

British Open 

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.
Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??

secret open relationship 

a relationship in which both parties participating fuck and chill but are in no way committed to each other and still see other people but don’t tell anyone they’re in a relationship
person 1: “yo is that chick single? do you think i can smash?”

person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”

person 1: “bet, imma slide

gates open 

A autocorrect line from Skype. Who really knows what the he’ll it means.
Person A: hell yeah man, it’s gonna be great!!

Person B: Gates open!

Person A: what the fuck did you just say?
gates open by Frostydog11 August 24, 2019