Eyes Front

A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War

"Squad, present sabers"

"Captain? Eyes front?"

by REB1941 April 24, 2022

front neck

The art of poking someone or jabbing someone in the front of the neck, generally causing the person to get angry, or to "fat neck" you. (Fat necking is the art of smacking someone in the back of the neck to cause pain).

LOL, you just got front necked.

by Dounk February 8, 2017

front donut

A woman's vagina that is wider than usual.

Wow! Her front donut almost swallowed me whole!

by [e-mail] November 29, 2015

Front Puddle

Vaginal discharge as a result of intense excitement.

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!

by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016

front butt spanking

A girls vagina is called a front butt. Something you can spank

(Front Butt spanking) I’m so horny I’m going to spank your front butt.

by Mama Pete October 19, 2018

front tackler

This is the lucrative position of a football player who is permitted to run into the field and tackle the opponents, thereally is only one on the team and can only use this power once per game. See: Front stabber

Whoa! I can't believe that they used the front tackler on that play! Now they have to deal with the rest of the game without using him.

by ShinSplintBitchBoy October 21, 2017

do you have a bush in your front lawn?

When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)

Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"

by Jordatha March 23, 2017