Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022

Minge

British slang for vagina, or another slang word pussy.
The Female body part vagina

Person: "im gonna do her hard in teh minge"
person2: "i didnt ask...gross"

by SHATTERING December 29, 2022

Minge

'Minge' is a UK (British) slang word for a car/vehicle

Eg.
"Wow Amy I love your minge
"Thank you what colour is your minge?"
"My minge is white"

by British.slang December 30, 2022

minger290

someone who is super fucking annoying

guy 1:hey guys look at this cool trick
guy 2:go away minger290

by retartar232 January 24, 2023

Minge

Minge means car

Look there is a Sheila driving a red minge or look at that red minge

by tomobon June 21, 2023

Mingeweasal

A male who will attempt to seduce any adult woman he encounters.

Where I work there’s this guy who constantly hits on any female whose unfortunate enough to come into his line of sight, he’s known locally as the mingeweasal!

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 22, 2023

Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.

“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024