A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
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"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
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He moved to Toronto at an early age and got involved in the street life at the age of 14.
TJ Miles worked really hard to make it to the other side and leave the streets behind.
He also obtained an advanced business administration diploma from George Brown College.
TJ Miles is an iconic person and a trendsetter that loves to make people laugh and help them become their best version of themselves.
He invented “BIG BLANA” now everyone knows BIG BLANA as a movement and way of life.
In less than 6 months he built a strong cult following from his videos on YOUTUBE, TikTok and Instagram with millions of views. He literally started from the bottom , he was born in Constanta Romania and in 2018 he bought PITCAR AUTO SERVICE in Bucharest.
PITCAR has an American vibe, fully digitalized and setting the standards for auto services all over Europe. TJ Miles says he would be a liar if he said that fame , power and money did not change him. The point is, he knows how to control that and use money power and fame to help change the world for the better. TJ Miles now lives in Romania but his current residence is still in Toronto. He has double citizenship and wants to change Romania with his unique mentality and real life experiences from Toronto, Canada.
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