ghost message

A message that sent and then immediately deleted.

Guy 1 and 2: *are involved in a conversation, sometimes with others*
Guy 3: *sends message in another chat*
Guy 1, immediately: *clicks away*
Guy 2, immediately: *random message, probably spam*
Guy 2, immediately: *deletes random message*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3, immediately: *clicks back to see what the random message was*
Random Message: *is not there*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3: i clicked away for one second and you sent a ghost message

by Vexian Empire November 7, 2020

Grey messages

Just the worse. If you ever met this guy named, "KYR Productions," this mans get them every single day. Not one day without them stalking him. It's practically become a meme at this point. So, do this. Hide your kids. Hide your wife, and hide discord and every social media app.

Garza: Hey, PJ. Wanna talk?

PJ: Can't. Got Grey messages smh my head.

by Jenoah B. May 10, 2021

Shannon Messenger

Author/Goddess of everything *chef's kiss

OH MY GOD IS THAT SHANNON MESSENGER!!!! Oh, never mind, that's just some random person who will never be as cool as Shannon Messenger.

by Glimmer of the Neverseen January 20, 2022

nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.

He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.

by loadsamessages January 13, 2023

phantom text message

You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.

You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!

by fbar December 2, 2010

make mine a MESS!

comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!

-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!

(you heard it HERE first!!)

jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!

a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!

judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!

by michael foolsley January 12, 2012

Fuck That Message

Instead of being left on, "seen" or "read" this is a term for when the other individual purposefully ignores your text message, refusing to so much as open it. They do things like post or interact with others, clearly skipping over your sorry cry for help.

"She posted on her instagram page, and still hasn't opened my text. I can't believe she left me on fuck that message."

"Ugh he sent me something again... I think I'm going to leave him on fuck that message."

by Alowheeze August 22, 2017