What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.

Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...

by Kar-Man May 8, 2010

beat my meat

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

Bush Meat

Meat that is sold illegaly on the black market. Primarily Chimpanzees and Gorillas.

I was walking through the street in India when this old man tried selling me some Bush meat.

by thisisnotmoot March 10, 2011

lunch meat

When a woman has too much loose skin in the pussy. AKA roast beef.

Damn, that stripper is fine as hell but she got way too much lunch meat!!!!!

by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

off the meat rack

Something really pimp, cool, tight, sweet.

Scott Wilson's skills are off the meat rack.

by R Sizzle April 25, 2003

loose meat sandwich

A vagina with loose labia that resemble meat in color and texture. Typically roast beef and ham.

She has sex with alot of people. I bet people get lost in her loose meat sandwich!

by Bill Transue May 16, 2006