Double eyed mask

Someone who is always anonymous and quiet and never talks about anything about themselves at all. They often wear masks or bags with two eye holes in them, which is where this term originats namesake from.

She’s definitely a double eyed mask cause she doesn’t talk about anything about her life. She’s been quiet for quite a while and I want to ask her what’s happening with her but she won’t say anything. I am scared and worried for her and I want to help her somehow.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Gas mask

The female version of tea bagging. A woman lowers her vagina over the nose and mouth.

Tristan: I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up Blaire was giving me a Gas mask

by Harbourama December 21, 2014

Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.

"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."

by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025

Pull your mask down

The worst thing a person can hear.

Person 1: Pull your mask down let me see your face.
Person 2 *dies*

by enlargedimplant November 1, 2021

Mask ugly

When you see an attractive person in a public place, and then you realize that they are not wearing a mask, or are wearing a mask incorrectly.

Jack. Did you get the milk from the store? Brian: I did, saw a fine lady, but she was mask ugly, had it down around her chin the whole time she was in the store. People were hacking and coughing around her too, not enough sense to put her mask on. Really sad.

by H.R Broussard. October 9, 2020

Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cam, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could give her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021