Internet slang for any form of
masturbation (including
masturbation of another person or mutual
masturbation) while typing. This term originates from the fact that both making or consuming a sammich while typing, and masturbating while typing often have very similar looking, and quite sloppy results.
Amy: sorry guys if im not makng any sense
Skell: Amy, what the
hell are you saying?
Amy: its jus that im making a sammich with my right hand so its realy
hard to type
Cedric: Amy, are you masturbating?
Patty: Relax
man, the woman is just making a sandwich ;).
Amy: i dont kno what youre talking about! im just eating a really good sammich
Skell: You really are masturbating, aren'
t you?
xD
Amy: OH MY GAWD THIS SAMMICH IS SOO GEWD
Cedric: I think you have your answer right there, Skell..