Internet slang for any form of masturbation (including masturbation of another person or mutual masturbation) while typing. This term originates from the fact that both making or consuming a sammich while typing, and masturbating while typing often have very similar looking, and quite sloppy results.
Amy: sorry guys if im not makng any sense
Skell: Amy, what the hell are you saying?
Amy: its jus that im making a sammich with my right hand so its realy hard to type
Cedric: Amy, are you masturbating?
Patty: Relax man, the woman is just making a sandwich ;).
Amy: i dont kno what youre talking about! im just eating a really good sammich
Skell: You really are masturbating, aren't you? xD
Amy: OH MY GAWD THIS SAMMICH IS SOO GEWD
Cedric: I think you have your answer right there, Skell..
The act of making fun of, or teasing somebody. Although rather than using mean words, they pretend to be nice because they think it's hilarious.
Sometimes, the victim is oblivious to this and actually accepts the compliments.
Patrick: Hi Michelle! You have gorgeousfreckles.
Michelle: Awh, shucks! Thanks Patrick!
Patrick: And I totally love your red hair too.
Michelle: You're so nice!
Alice: Poor girl. Patrick's making fun of in a nice way