Milt MILF

Basically a MILF but with more experience and sells her body at a cheaper rate than other hookers.

Cheaper to run , funner to bum give her a fiver and she will make you cum.

Kurt - "Hey, milt milf give us a ride!"
Milt - "Ok fiver, hop on"
Kurt - "YES!Sweet"
Tom - "Seconds please"
Milt - "£2.50 each, you can both ride me!"

by Rahj January 20, 2008

Hairy Miffy

A hairy vagina commonly known as a bush

OMG are you wearing furry panties?
HOLY SHIT! No! that's just a hairy Miffy!!

by American Hamster February 15, 2009

Grand Milf Tarkin

The attractive mother of a Star Wars fanboy.

Mate, did you see Kevin's mum at the cinema when we went to see Star Wars, she's a total Grand Milf Tarkin

by Acl_328 April 30, 2016

dog milf

A mother of dogs who you want to fuck

Yo Kipperzz is hot as fuck, def a dog milf

by oop215 September 4, 2021

Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians

Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her

by Tarry66 January 14, 2020

MILF

‎"MILF = Mothers I'd Like To Forget" - The Lady Bunny 7, The Ballad of Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin, she's a MILF, a mother I'd like to forget for sure before she screws us all with her Rapture ImPalin in 2012.

by pwvl January 21, 2011

pre-milf

A heavily pregant woman who is hot. On the way to being a milf.

Look at that pre-milf. Once she pops she's gonna be a milf.

by Rideru October 26, 2010