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Chinese Left 

Making a U-Turn and stopping traffic to take a parking spot on the opposite side of the street.

A "High Chinese Left" occurs when not only has traffic been stopped but a car previously waiting for a parking spot has also been cut off.
Making a U-Turn and stopping traffic to take a parking spot on the opposite side of the street.

A "High Chinese Left" occurs when not only has traffic been stopped but a car previously waiting for a parking spot has also been cut off.
Chinese Left by mpmoran March 14, 2011
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Massachusetts Left Turn 

A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.
We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.
Related Words

Bob Marley To The Left 

Bob Marley To The Left is the rule used when smoking ganja, if you call this rule the blunt, joint, bong, pipe etc. rotation will go to the left after the first person takes their hit
kid on the right: Hey i put $10 on it, i get second hit
kid on the left: Bob Marley To The Left bro my hit

Suck my left nut 

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.
Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

The Tolerant Left 

A humorous, sarcastic, and informal term that refers to the political left, especially in the United States. Specifically, it is used to poke fun at how they claim to be "tolerant" of others, yet they are the most intolerant, hateful, and bigoted group of people ever.
Remember when an elderly gentleman was attacked for wearing a MAGA hat?

Oh, wait, didn't that happen multiple times?

The tolerant left.

Ate, left no crumbs 

Synonym for awesome, or amazing, or slay.
That performance ate, left no crumbs!
That book ate, left no crumbs.

out of left field 

Strange, and unexpected. Lucky/Unlucky.

Most baseball batters are right handed (therefore swing the bat from right to left) and hit a ball out into left field.
The batter immediately drops the bat and runs to the right to get to first base.
It is quite difficult for a good left field ball to hit the ground in far left field, get picked up, and thrown, accurately across the entire field to the first baseman, before the batter can get to first base. If this does happen, its an incredible throw, from way out in left field. Totally unexpected.
This lead is right out of left field; it'll be crucial in catching the thief.