lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.

Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."

by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006

lubriCUNT

lubrication for the cunt

lubriCUNT can also be used on other parts that need lubrication.

My bike chain was stiff so i greased it with some lubriCUNT

whilst bumming are lass, i nearly snapped my banjo string, if only i had some lubriCUNT.

by i'm cocknose till i die January 15, 2009

lubus

A lubrication specialist. Dedicated to the art of lubing.

My piece of shit car sounded like a cat caught in a combine, so I took it to the shop an the lubus changed the oil an greezed the bull pinions. Now she purrs like a kitten.

by Lubin4SRTs November 9, 2003

love lube

The fluids secreted by the vagina that lubricate the penis during sexual intercourse that seemingly have no correct scientific designation.

Last night I was making out my mom and it got pretty intense. Her panties were soaked with love lube.

Cool story, bro.

by Kalex Revamped September 28, 2011

luba

A mother who does not care what her daughter does and tries to be best friends with her daughters friends.

"Like home dog wanna chyll like later?!" exclaimed Luba

by Angie December 23, 2003

Gay Lubin (LUBE-in)

worst kid ever. enjoys monroe transfer's abe lincoln's anything involving lube his asshole, and penetration.



and blowjobs (of other dudes).


(look at his name lube-in...cmon)

dude don't ever touch me there again, who are you Gay Lubin??

by timothy kelliher March 12, 2005

lube

Something that's just totally wrong, inconceivably awful. Derived from the fact that "lube" is just a nasty word, no matter what it's supposed to mean.

She's dating a 17-year old? What is she, 28? That's just lube.

by Adama June 1, 2004